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#1 Post by stephan »

Computer: Sie wissen mehr, als man denkt!

Was man mit seiner c-shell unter Linux so machen kann (nur für Unix Freaks *g*)

(~)> cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

(~)> nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

(~)> rm God
rm: God nonexistent

(~)> ar t God
ar: God does not exist

(~)> ar r God
ar: creating God

(~)> "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

(~)> [Where is Elvis Presley?
Missing ].

(~)> ^How did the sex change operation go?
^ Modifier failed.

(~)> If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

(~)> make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

(~)> sleep with me
bad character

(~)> got a light?
No match.

(~)> man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

(~)> !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

(~)> %blow
(~)>blow: No such job.

gefunden auf autsch.de

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