WEB.de sucht Linux Guru

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grovel
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WEB.de sucht Linux Guru

#1 Post by grovel »

Irgendwelche Interessierten?

http://www2.webde-ag.de/de/Jobs%2B%2526 ... 17FDIA.2m*


Und damit das Ding nicht eines Tages verschwindet hier noch der Anzeigentext:

Duties:
Linux
Is there more?

Minimum Requirements:
You get up and lie down with Userfriendly.Org.
You refuse to touch anything other than Linux
You know where you want to go tomorrow
You send Linus Torvalds ten e-mails per day and always get a response, and never yelled at
You name at least five male and female Startrek characters within 30 seconds
You have setup three quake servers in your company network without the sysadmin noticing
Kernels never make you panic
Emacs is for experts. Joe is for beginners. VI is a disease
You can’t figure out what those frames around your console windows should be for
The mouse is there to rest your hand upon when you’re not typing
You cloned yourself for redundancy purposes
You chrooted your clone since you do not trust him

Optimum Requirements:
You are Linus Torvalds or
You think you are the real Linus and Torvalds is a fake or
You used to be Linus Torvalds but it was rather boring
You virtualized yourself and want to rent a room on one of our servers
You can assume at least three different foreign accents for customer care

Chiffre: 5297-00


Nehmt mir ja DEN Job nicht weg....

SeeYa grovel
It is in your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me you rightly tremble! But fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe!

klopskuchen
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#2 Post by klopskuchen »

:shock:
Nehmt mir ja DEN Job nicht weg....
Wer denn, schafft ja keiner . :roll:

Habe mich übrigens beworben. Allerdings ist mein Bewerbungsschreiben
genauso bescheuert wie die Ausschreibung.
Haben die bei web.de also herzlichst was zu lachen. :wink:

MfG, Klopskuchen
When all else fails, read the instructions .

kanonenfutter

#3 Post by kanonenfutter »

> Emacs is for experts. Joe is for beginners. VI is a disease

infam!

für solche banausen würde ich niemals arbeiten!

vi[m] regiert!

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