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<li><b>The First Rule of Perl Club</b>
You do not talk about Perl Club
<li><b>The Second Rule of Perl Club</b>
You do not talk about Perl Club
<li><b>Third Rule of Perl Club</b>
A laptop crashes, breaks, runs down. The hack is over
<li><b>Fourth Rule of Perl Club</b>
Only two programmers to a pair
<li><b>Fifth Rule of Perl Club</b>
One bug at a time
<li><b>Sixth Rule of Perl Club</b>
No Java, no VB
<li><b>Seventh Rule of Perl Club</b>
Hacks will go on as long as they have to
<li><b>Eighth, and Final Rule of Perl Club</b>
If this is your first night at Perl Club, you have to hack
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